A Questionably-Sourced Biography Of Scott Diamond
Source: Twinkie Town - Jul 18, 2011 at 9:20 AM
We don't seem to have a single photo of Scott Diamond that I'm legally allowed to use. SB Nation doesn't even acknowledge that he exists in the Twins system, so they don't have his vital information available to post, but he's scheduled to make his first major league start tonight for the Twins. We need to know something about him. And so in the interest of filling in the gaps, I've written a short biography of Diamond.
Scott Diamond is eleven feet tall and has feet made of pottery. He was raised in a tree house on the beaches of Zanzibar and grew up eating insects and the occasional
1,437 Twins stories added in the past month
- Minnesota Twins’ Jared Burton Struggling to Get Outs (Yahoo! Contributor Network)
- Team Report - COLORADO ROCKIES (The SportsXchange)
- Patient Twins rally for win against White Sox
- Twins 7, White Sox 5: Doumit Does It! Breaks Tie in 8th Inning to Avoid Embarrassing Loss
- Tuesday Morning Twins: The "Things Eddie Says" Edition
Drag the site icon to the taskbar to pin LockerPulse