We don't seem to have a single photo of Scott Diamond that I'm legally allowed to use. SB Nation doesn't even acknowledge that he exists in the Twins system, so they don't have his vital information available to post, but he's scheduled to make his first major league start tonight for the Twins. We need to know something about him. And so in the interest of filling in the gaps, I've written a short biography of Diamond.
Scott Diamond is eleven feet tall and has feet made of pottery. He was raised in a tree house on the beaches of Zanzibar and grew up eating insects and the occasional
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