Bullshit Translator 2010: Godfrey Edition!

Holy fuck. I had written up a whole other start to this post, but... by God(frey), is that not the most goddamn fabulous picture of a human being you've ever seen in your entire life?

Yes, it is.

Or, at the very least, it's the finest Sonny Crockett as a hobo Halloween costume you've ever laid eyes on.

And, of course, it's former Blue Jays president and CEO Paul Godfrey, who-- when not stylin' like the king of Boca Raton-- mostly came off like a bit of a well-meaning incompetent during his tenure with the club... which makes sense, because as far as I'm concerned, he pretty much was.

Maybe there's a touch of revisionist history in that statement, but in my view-- or at least, in my strong