Caption This: Rookie Symposium Shenanigans.

The AFC Rookie Symposium is turning out to be a source of great amusement for me, from Audie Cole doing... something... to a pole last week, to Green Bay's rookies having their crippling fear of footballs revealed this week.

If you include the guy trying to hold that kid's hand, I count four players in this photo recoiling from the strangely levitating football in something approximating fear. There may be other, more reasonable explanations for the reactions in this photo, but I refuse to accept them. Football players. Grown men.