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Phils decided they wanted to get younger for Friday’s game so they’re bringing up this guy from the minors.  They say he’s got good power, but he’s been playing first base on a foot stool.  At least they could’ve got Ryan Howard one of those giant Rawlings glove bean bags.  So Howard’s Achilles is better, but now the Phillies’ Achilles is they have to play him.  If it’s not one arrow to the heel, it’s another, as they used to say in Ancient Greece.  In weekly leagues, you may as well throw up a white flag with Howard because there’s no way he’s playing every day.  You’re about to go nuts with