Cleveland Browns Caption Contest (6/3): Colt McCoy

Despite entering into the previous caption contest, I was unable to come away victorious. Darn! For the second time during our string of contests, though, Dawg Nuts came away victorious. That puts him in a first-place tie with Scenery, and well ahead of all of the members who have not cracked the leaderboard yet. Here is his caption for Mike Holmgren and Pat Shurmur standing side-by-side at Browns practice last Wednesday, with Holmgren appearing to tug on Shurmur:

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