I get plenty of unreasonable emails every week, and this sounded like one.
Jared in Ames wrote:
David, tell me you saw the new trophy for the Iowa-Iowa State rivalry. This thing officially qualifies as worst trophy ever. I hope Iowa State can win it this year, then toss it at the bottom of Lake Laverne for all eternity.
Now, now. It can't be that bad can it?
Unfortunately, Jared didn't provide a link, so I went on the hunt.
That's when I saw it.
And Jared ... Allow me to apologize for doubting you.