Kris Is The Miggity, Miggity, Miggity, Miggity Mac Daddy

Sorry, but I have to now…  Some of them try to pitch but they can’t pitch like this… Some of them try to pitch but they can’t pitch like this… Some of them try to pitch but they can’t pitch like this… Some of them try to pitch but they can’t!  Slap yourself in the mouth if that just reminded you of the time you wore your clothes backwards.  Not because of the memory, but because YOU WORE YOUR CLOTHES BACKWARDS.  You a damn fool!  I love you though.  C’mere, we’ll do a prayer trapezoid for the part of your psyche that can’t forget your teen years.  Imma let you finish, but Kris Medlen is my favorite pitcher of ALL-TIME.  Or at least of this week.  In 237 career innings (about one