Apologies for the lack of Morning News yesterday, but even this morning I sound roughly like this. Summer colds are awesome. Anyway, we have a lot of ground to cover, so let's dive right in.
Meet the Mets
An exchange from yesterday evening:
Text from my friend with a gambling problem: "Dickey -240"
Shockingly, facing the pitching staff with the worst FIP in the National League, the Mets