"A bicycle frame...A skateboard...A shoe...a jet ski..."
"THINGS MY FATHER BEAT ME WITH!!!"
Sometimes our answers reveal so much about us...
Happy Father's Day, everyone! For symmetry, today Dallas Braden's grandfather will be in the stands as Braden throws a perfect game right-handed. Free tickets for everyone in Section 902!
Whether you're a father, have a father, or just discovered live on Maury Povich that you don't have a father, I hope this day brings you joy and an A's win. Hey, that was redundant. Bartolo Colon, who isn't a father only because he ate all 4 of his children,