Our scene opens upon Darth Veazey and Emperor David Brandt, walking through the streets of downtown Jackson on their way to the Death Star (The Clarion Ledger Office Building). Yancy Porter and Chuck Rounsaville, sand people, are closely in tow. Porter and Rounsaville can be heard spouting the phrase "on the hoof" over and over again. As Keazey and the Emperor enter the ship, storm troopers shoot and kill Porter and Rounsaville who die very long and painful deaths.
Veazey, why are you breathing so hard?
Have you been
outside lately? It's like the surface of freakin'