We talk about it constantly and haphazardly throw players on it, but here's your official 2011 All-Name team, courtesy of yours truly.
Any player on a current roster, regardless of role on the team, is eligible.
The only requirement: Your name must be awesome, for any number of reasons.
Steele Jantz, Iowa State
RB: Mister Jones
, Texas A&M
RB: Brandon Bourbon
Joel Ossom, Oklahoma