Scene: Jesse is out. He checks his phone, sees the final score of the Twins game.
Jesse: YEAH! The Twins won!
British Person #1: Pardon?
Jesse: The Twins. My baseball team. They won.
British Person #2: Baseball, isn't that essentially rounders?
Jesse: [Punches British person #2 in mouth]
British Person #1: See, now that is why the rest of the world despises America.