What do we call UCLA?

There seems to be a lively discussion as to whether UCLA is already the Pac-12 South Division "champion" or something else. If UCLA beats USC on Saturday, it's the South Division champion, with no need to split hairs. If USC beats UCLA, the Trojans will be 7-2 in Pac-12 play and UCLA will be 5-4. Ergo, the Trojans will be ahead of the Bruins in the standings. But the Trojans are ineligible for the postseason -- and conference championship game -- due to NCAA sanctions.