Your favorite quote in sitcom history?

Piggybacking on our discussion the other day on the best sitcoms ever, what is the one line in sitcom history that made you laugh like no other?

As much as I love The Simpsons and all the quotes it delivered during its “golden era,” I’ve got to go with (I believe) the pilot episode of The Cosby Show, where Theo is making an impassioned plea for leniency from his dad after getting a bad report card.

Theo: You’re a doctor and Mom’s a lawyer, and you’re both successful in everything and that’s great. But maybe I was born to be a